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I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS

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I BE SHITTIN'

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I CANT DRINK TONIGHT

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I DID'NT COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

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I DO NOT HAVE A BALD SPOT

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I GAVE SALL MY MONEY TO THE LOCAL STRIPPER AND NOW I AM HOMELESS

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I GAVE UP SMOKING, DRINKING & SEX... IT WAS THE MOST TERRIFYING 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!

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I ONLY SMOKE CIGARETTES WHEN IM DRUNK

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I SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY ON CIGS!

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I WAS SOBER FOR 11 YEARS THEN I TURNED 12

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IF EATING ASS IS A SIN... I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL

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IM A SLUT WHEN I DRINK

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IM HERE TO DRINK AND GET LAID

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LEMME GET A FOUR LOKO, A BONER PILL, AND $6 ON PUMP 2

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LEMME GET A PACK OF RED AND $10 ON PUMP 6

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MASTER BAITER

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MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS CIGARETTES INTO SMOKED CIGARETTES

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SOBER ENOUGH TO OPERATE A FORKLIFT

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GOD'S DRUNKEST DRIVER

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GAS STATION BONER PILL VETERAN

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CAUTION! THIS SHIRT STOPS AT EVERY BAR

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